FLASH: Frist Admits "I didn't have an Xray VHS..."

Well, they finally got inside Terri Shaivo and found out what the real deal was. Her brain, sadly, was about the same size as most Washington politicians, that is to say, half the size of a normal adult.

Clearly, she would never have improved. In fact, every specious bit of speculation by the Shaivo family was proven false, once the charlatans got out of the way and a real doctor took a look.

For his part, Senate Majority Leader cum Doctor, Bill Frist admited his "diagnosis" (he did the 'quote mark finger thing') would have been better had he actually examed the patient or had conferred more closely with Omar the Mind Reader. (the above paragraph is meant as satire, just in case the Piltdownman Ombudsman is reading along)

Senator Rick Santorum, who swept into South Florida like a one-man red tide in the days before Shaivo's demise, was saddened by the entire event, because, well, it's over now, and he can't find any way to make any more hay out of it. (note: also satire)

In any event, don't you be saddened. Frist and Santorum and all the Self-Righteous Right are just days away from the Rapture. Omar told me so.